Thanks to phone-paid services...
The above is not doctored at all. This is really what is on the Phonebrain site. All I've added is the red underline, the arrow and the 'What the fudge!'
So kids, remember... wasting money on ringtones, crappy wallpapers, tarot readings, hot girls in your local area and stupid TV quizzes may well help the UK through the recession. Don't worry about your phone credit crunch, these guys will take care of it... they need one billion more than you do.