15 posts tagged “silly”

Judging by this video and the Daily Mail article, it would look like Britain's opposition leader, David Cameron was a bit of a cheesy quaver during the Summer of Love.  Does he still attend events scattered around the M25, meeting at service stations moments before?  Who knows!  Oi, oi, Dave - nice one matey!

According to the Mail (I've yet to check it out).. "Tory blogger Guido Fawkes, aka Paul Staines, was Head of PR for the 1988-89 rave party planners, Sunrise."

Foxy Bingo

This has to be my favourite quote of the day.  Okay, I shortened it a bit (up there) - here it is in full (down below)...

"I was just sitting at the computer playing Foxy Bingo and everything just shook"

That was the reaction by one woman (Teresa Wintrop) to an earthquake in northern England this morning as seen on the Lancashire Evening Post's website this morning.

I try my best to keep my blog family friendly so would never dream of using the 'C' word here.  What 'C' word is that, Ant?  It's the one that can be found buried inside the name of the northern English town of Scunthorpe.

I reckon the 'T' is just about okay, at least in the context of this post.  Funny thing is I always thought it was limited in use to just the UK and Ireland, didn't know the Yanks used it too (although, rather ironically, they pronounce it a lot posher than we do).

Anyway, enough of my jibber jabber, below is a video of Stephen Colbert on NBC's Today Show telling host, Meredith Vieira that he has twatted on Twitter...

Funniest (strange and 'ha ha') story of the day, although I wouldn't have wanted to be anywhere near 'em...

BBC: Deer stop at beer shop
MSNBC: Deer Make Beer Run In Greensburg
KDKA: Deer beer run
WPXI: Deer go for beer...

Chill Kid fresh out of hospital. Go check out his blog for games and frames!

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I try to keep my blog 'family friendly' hence I swear a heck of a lot less here than I do in real life.  However, I feel that 'bollocks' isn't too bad and isn't even remotely rude in other parts of the English-speaking world.

So, without further ado, check out this clip from an episode of The Flintstones.  Does Wilma really say 'bollocks'..?

Had a wonderful 419er email me earlier and I just felt compelled to reply (as you do!)...

Dear,

Pls, I need your kind urgent attention!
I am reaching you with faith and I wish to solicit for your kind assistance to help me achieve my good plan to transfer my money $10 million to your safe bank account which I inherited from my late parents and also to help me come to your country after transfer of the money for investment which I will highly need your full assistance.

I will like to establish a good relationship with you which I am deserate in need of your kind help to achieve this efforts. I am the only son of my late father, Chief George Williams. He was a gold and precious stones machant when he was alive. He was poisoned to death by his brothers because of land disput, and my late mother died last 3 mounths ago after suffered kidney surgical operation here. When she was on hospital bed before her painful death, she advised me to seek for foreign assistance who will help me to receive this money and to leave Africa and help to put this money into good investments with fear of God as I do not have any good idea or knowledge to manage the big money.

I am Siarra Leoniea National, I will be very happy if you can be willing to help me to accomplish this plan as I have decided to leave from Africa and come to your country and resettle for this investment and my security and for my better future and also to further my education while you will be managing the business on my behalf. So please kindly indicate your interest while I will appreciate to feed you with more information on your request. I will like to offer you 20% of the money for your kind assistance.
Anxiously waiting for your interesting reply!

Please reply hear (martinwilli32@cantv.net)
Best regards
Martin Williams

To which I replied...

Dear Siarra Leoniea National,

I'm Dr Fresh Plastic, good to hear from you

Okay, cool. $10mln? Excellent, I could do with some of that. Should be well and truly safe in my bank account, banks these days are as sound as a Northern Rock.  I'm still confused as to how you inherited my bank account from your late parents.  What were they doing with it?  But that doesn't really matter right now, what matters is this $10mln!

I'm glad that you stressed that your dad was a gold and precious stones machant when he was alive.  Why?  'Cause I was worried that he was like a zombie machant, I was taught as a young lad to avoid zombie machants.

Being poisoned to death is a bummer. Double bummer that it was his bro's that done it. As for your mam, that's the reason I don't eat steak and kidney pie.  I'm so sorry for your loss.  But anyway, who cares about that let's get down tonight to the $10mln. :o)

As you say you have no idea or knowledge to manage the big money, I'm willing to take it all off and to invest it in Tomacco and other similar sure-fire schemes and plans.

I'll also invest in a better computer that doesn't randomly italicise what I'm typing.

To be honest, I don't think you should move to my country - we're in the middle of a civil war and our much revered President, god bless his soles, has syphilis. No one knows what will happen next and quite frankly that $10mln of yours will help me, my family and my pet chihuahua (Fred) flee to New Zealand.

Hopefully my reply was as interesting as you were anxiously waiting and hoping for!

Dr Fresh Plastic MBA, MDMA, TLA, BFF

Let me clear this up, I didn't perform surgery on my good friend, Ms Minogue.  I'd refuse if she were to ask as um, I'm not a surgeon!

I hope that clarifies the issue.

Ant
Fresh Plastic

(Herald-Sun: Kylie Minogue in fresh plastic surgery rumours)

Seems like a rather nifty idea.  Teamed up with one of these (below) your floor cleaning needs are well and truly covered!